Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...