Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...