Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...