“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
man’s idea of housework?
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Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
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