I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...