How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...