IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...