The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!