No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Caffeine addict quiz
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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...