How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...