Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!