Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...