A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...