Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.