Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...