A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.