crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...