A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!