I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...