AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!