Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?