A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...