Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...