Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.