My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...