Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...