Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...