Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...