Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...