Who owns the cows?
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Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Four worst words
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What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Mistakes on a resume
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Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...