Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...