I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...