Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...