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Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
More of the world’s shortest books!
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Men And Ceramic Tiles
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I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...