Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...