Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Drinking and driving
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Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Food Better Than Men
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Fishing on the lake
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Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...