What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...