Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...