Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...