Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...