Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...