YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...