Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...