Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.