Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...