Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...