Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...