The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...