Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...