Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.